D&D's V-day

Last week, a very generous co-worker of mine surprised everyone by bringing in a box of full sized donuts from Dunkin Donuts after lunch.  While it's an unorthodox move, I'm a big fan of people bringing in donuts after lunch.  This is mostly because I usually only drink coffee during the 2:30pm post-lunch wall. For those who aren't involved in the real world, the 2:30pm post-lunch wall is when you become so tired that you would literally Karate Kid 1 crane kick your pregnant sister in the stomach, in exchange for a 30 minute nap under your work desk.


Buy Me.

Included in the box of donuts was a Cupid's Choice heart shaped donut.  Now this post is not a review of the donut.  It is simply a post of advice.  Buy a box of these donuts during Valentine's Day and bring them to work.  Not only are they delicious (filled with the Boston Creme filling , topped with a candy coating, and a perfect compliment to a hot cup of coffee), they are god damn aesthetically pleasing!  Look at the box to the left.  That's a handsome box of donuts.  I guarantee that you will become a hit with your co-workers while spreading positive vibes around your office, making everyone's Monday better.  If this does not happen then you probably work as a janitor at a porno theater.



Now I know what you are thinking:  "I'm not a donut person"; "I hate Valentine's Day"; "My parent's don't love me"....
This isn't about you, you selfish whiner.  This is about spreading the love.  Spread the love friends.  Spread the love.

Homer would do it.