Last week, a very generous co-worker of mine surprised everyone by bringing in a box of full sized donuts from Dunkin Donuts after lunch. While it's an unorthodox move, I'm a big fan of people bringing in donuts after lunch. This is mostly because I usually only drink coffee during the 2:30pm post-lunch wall. For those who aren't involved in the real world, the 2:30pm post-lunch wall is when you become so tired that you would literally
Karate Kid 1 crane kick your pregnant sister in the stomach, in exchange for a 30 minute nap under your work desk.
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| Buy Me. |
Included in the box of donuts was a Cupid's Choice heart shaped donut. Now this post is not a review of the donut. It is simply a post of advice. Buy a box of these donuts during Valentine's Day and bring them to work. Not only are they delicious (filled with the Boston Creme filling , topped with a candy coating, and a perfect compliment to a hot cup of coffee), they are god damn aesthetically pleasing! Look at the box to the left. That's a handsome box of donuts. I guarantee that you will become a hit with your co-workers while spreading positive vibes around your office, making everyone's Monday better. If this does not happen then you probably work as a janitor at a porno theater.
Now I know what you are thinking: "I'm not a donut person"; "I hate Valentine's Day"; "My parent's don't love me"....
This isn't about you, you selfish whiner. This is about spreading the love. Spread the love friends. Spread the love.
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| Homer would do it. |
